A Little Generosity

Today I was hangin with Johnny, Brooke, and Kit. We started the day off by going out for breakfast. I asked everyone what they wanted and Johnny said Muffins. Of course. I told him he always has muffins and he said sumptin about Muffin Mondays. Then I told him its Saturday and he said close enough. Ha ha, Johnny needs help with his muffiness.

We decided to hit the mall. We goofed around trying on clothes, pissing off security guards, splashing in the fountain, and bothering people with fake surveys about their sex lives. LMAO
We went to the pet store in the mall. Brooke wanted to take every animal home with her. She really wanted this one puppy. She went up to the guy at the desk, who's name was Simone according to his name tag, and she asked how much for the puppy, Simone said it was $500. He said the puppy was a 6 week old baby girl dachshund who is very playful and loves pink things apparently. I dunno how a dog can love pink things, arent they color blind? Anyways, Johnny said they couldn pay for it. We had to drag Brooks outta there so we could go get lunch.
After eatin lunch we got some snow cones that ended up on each others clothes. After that we called it a day and headed home to shower off the snow cones. I couldn stop thinkin about that puppy Brooke wanted....im supposed to be savin for a down payment on a house but....what the hell. I was feeling really nice so I went and bought Brooke the puppy. (Darry can just suck it :p)
I showed up at Brooke's house and rang the doorbell. Johnny answered and said Brooke was out so I just sat the puppy on her bed where she fell asleep.

Mad Lib Finished

I asked you to fill in the blanks, and here's what you came up with...



Last tomorrow night was repulsive. I was horny so i decided to throw a torrid party. Everyone came over at 217 B.C.. I brought out the vodka and gerber baby food. Thats when the party really started.
Everyone was so happy that we decided to fuck each other, TwoBit with Blair, Angela with Dimitri, and Ponyboy with Tim Shepard.

When we got screwed, Darry decided we should lick eachother. So we did that for about 83 hours, then we all settled down to watch "Youth in Revolt". In the middle of the movie I looked over and saw Dallas and Brooke pushing each other. Then I yelled "Hey TwoBit, Mickeys on TV!". I just couldnt believe them.
Everyone fell asleep at about 1 pm. Carson fell asleep on the toaster, i jizzed at the sight of it.

The next day i woke up to the smell of Elmo. Everyone looked fluffy. But id have to say this was the most sparkly party ever.

Mad Lib (i need ur help)

Okay heres how this works...
Below is a funny story I made up, but its funny yet because it aint finished, well you all have to finish it.

DO NOT READ THE STORY (IN BLUE) Its only funny if you read it when its finished...
only read the PURPLE words, what ever the purple word is, is what the story needs there to make sense.. so you will comment a word. The first person will comment with a word that the first purple space asks for, then the 2nd person will comment to fill in the 2nd purple space and so on...

so please for now only read the PURPLE words =D


only read the purple words....


Last DAY OF THE WEEK night was ADJECTIVE. I was MOOD so i decided to throw a ADJECTIVE party. Everyone came over at TIME. I brought out the SOMETHING U CAN DRINK and SOMETHING U CAN EAT. Thats when the party really started.
Everyone was so MOOD that we decided to VERB with each other, BLOGGER GUY with BLOGGER GIRL, BLOGGER GIRL with BLOGGER GUY, and BLOGGER PERSON with BLOGGER PERSON.

When we got MOOD of that BLOGGER PERSON decided we should VERB. So we did that for about NUMBER hours then we all settled down to watch MOVIE. In the middle of the movie I looked over and saw BLOGGER PERSON and BLOGGER PERSON, VERB. Then I yelled FAMOUS QUOTE. I just couldnt believe them.
Everyone fell asleep at about TIME. BLOGGER PERSON fell asleep on the SOMETHING U FIND IN A HOUSE, i VERB at the sight of it.

The next day i woke up to the smell of NOUN. Everyone looked ADJECTIVE. But id have to say this was the ADJECTIVE party ever.


THE END--i will fill in the blanks when you all fill comment with the answers.

The Dating Game

Hi my name is Sodapop Curtis and you're watching The Dating Game. Our contestant today is Darry Curtis. Tell us Darry, what made you decide to participate in the dating game? "My brother forced me to do it. He thinks I need to get laid"
(It's true)


(So after flipping through my old phone book and with the help of Katie, this is who I came up with...)

Ok Darry here are your options.....

#1: Ashley




Name: Ashley Jo Kerr
Age: 23
Fav Color: Yellow
Fav Food: Shrimp

Ashley enjoys walks in the park and boating. Hates to cook but like picnics. Shes fun and lively and likes her men well built and muscular.


#2: Lissa



Name: Lissa Blake Sander
Age: 22
Fav Color: Blue
Fav Food: Strawberry Shortcake


Lissa's favorite place is the beach. She loves the sun and heat. She likes serious men with a loving sensitive side.


#3: Danielle



Name: Danielle Adrianna Thadder
Age: 21
Fav Color: Red
Fav Food: Pasta

Danielle isn't afraid to get down and dirty. She played basketball in high school and loves the outdoors, but also likes sitting at home and enjoys movie nights. She likes her men playful and funny.





Well there you go Darry, all you have to do now is choose...