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Last tomorrow night was repulsive. I was horny so i decided to throw a torrid party. Everyone came over at 217 B.C.. I brought out the vodka and gerber baby food. Thats when the party really started.
Everyone was so happy that we decided to fuck each other, TwoBit with Blair, Angela with Dimitri, and Ponyboy with Tim Shepard.
When we got screwed, Darry decided we should lick eachother. So we did that for about 83 hours, then we all settled down to watch "Youth in Revolt". In the middle of the movie I looked over and saw Dallas and Brooke pushing each other. Then I yelled "Hey TwoBit, Mickeys on TV!". I just couldnt believe them.
Everyone fell asleep at about 1 pm. Carson fell asleep on the toaster, i jizzed at the sight of it.
The next day i woke up to the smell of Elmo. Everyone looked fluffy. But id have to say this was the most sparkly party ever.
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11 comments:
hahaha thats funny!!! nice soda :P it took a while to post. but it was worth it :P
This post just officially made my day! I thought I was going to die laughing when it said Ponyboy with Tim Shepard. LOL!
rofl. blair and twobit= insest. i love the part about how you jizzed when you saw carson on the toaster xD. that made me die man.
This made me laugh my ass off :P
Soda jizzed at the sight of Carson on a toaster!! Aha fick I almost died
Hahahahaha! This was greatness.
LSHISLTTSIOGBYHBOW!!!!!!
This officially just made my day. Tim and Pony was my favourite part. Blair, bitch.:P
I don't wanna fuck my brother D':
this made my day
My siblings are incest and pony is gay? hahah Carson sleeping on a toaster and Soda jizzing in the same sentence lmfao
omg i love it i was the one that said everyone decided to fuck each other
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