The Perfect Gift For The Perfect Sister

I may sound like im just suckin up to my sis, but really i mean everything i say. Yes she can be a hard headed smart ass sometimes, but shes also sweet fun and a genius...so what the hell do I get my oh so awesome sister for her birthday??

As much as i hate to say it, Kit is gettin married soon but she doesnt even have her own car. So as her older mechanic type brother, I get her a car. What kind? What color? How fast? How much? Last week i took a little trip to the junkyard, and this is what i found......




yeah.....it was once a 64' ford mustang. Clearly i had a lot of work to do. I had to find an engine, a starter, brake pads, brakes, headlights, tires, rims, a bumper, a new gas tank, a back windshield....and a few other parts here and there....cost quite a lot so i just wont tell Darry how much i spent and it will all be good =D
I got started fixin it up right away, every spare moment i had at work went to this car. Of course Steve and Dimitri helped ..... a lot. Like hell I could do all this by myself in a week. We got it lookin good and runnin smooth. Hope you like it baby sis =D

Go Get'em

Saturday mornin I went to work. Steve me and dimitri goofed around all day like we always do. We were fixin some "low rider" ha ha I didn't know those kinda people lived around here, anyways this thing sat about half a foot from the ground so we had to jack it up to get underneath it. Dimitri was on break and Steve was inside and I was workin underneath this car. I was layin on my side to reach the part I needed to. I was just goin bout my business tryin to fix it when I hear a loud crack and the next thing I knew this car was jammed into my spine and rib cage. Steve came outside and saw me and screamed in a really girly high pitched scream and then got the damn thing off me. It didnt feel too good. I went to the hospitial and they said i pinched a nerve or two or sumptin in my back and now it hurts like hell, so i wont be workin for a few days. After that I just went home and tried to get comfortable on the couch. I took a little nap and watched some tv and then around 8 o'clock at night I heard someone knockin at the door. I opened it to find Dimitri with a bottle of vodka in his hand, he was drunk as hell. I was surprised he even found my house in his condition. He stumbled in through the doorway...this wasnt like him so i knew somethin had to be wrong. He fell on to the couch and just started cryin. Ok, I got this drunk dude on my couch cryin...what the hell do I do? With slurred words he told me what happened that mornin. After puttin words together and decoding the phrases in my head I came to the conclusion that his psycho ex basically tried to rape him and Jelly walked in and now she thinks he cheated on her. And hes tried to talk to her but she wont answer the phone and just slams the front door in his face. I told him he needed to sleep off all the alcohol and come back tomorrow sober ....I gotta plan. I walked him home and got em in his house, kinda wished I could lock it from the outside, to keep him from leavin and endin up dead in the street somewhere later. The next day he showed up at my house...sober...i think. We went to Jellys and I knocked on the door. A few minutes later I heard jelly yellin somethin like "If thats you Dimitri you better get the hell off my front porch or my daddys coming out there with his rifle." Damn, Im glad I never got on her dads bad side when we dated. But I said it was just me and she let me in. She left the front door open... I explained to her how i was sorry about the situation she was in and then I pulled her in to a hug. Dimitri popped in the front doorway and I mouthed something and he ran upstairs to Jels room. Jels screamed and ran up after him. I snuck out the front door and waited on the porch for a while...and hour passed...then an hour and a half... so then I left with the conclusion that my plan worked and they were in the middle of makeup sex LMAO. I guess we'll find out later.

What Happens When Guys Hang Out

When a group of guys hang out anything can happen.... and i mean ANYTHING.

The group of guys??

Me
Dallas
TwoBit
Darry
Dimitri
Steve
Mark

We started the evening by watching the football game at 2. Yelling and drinking till 5 when it was over. After wards we argued over whose woman was hotter when Dallas and Dimitri almost ended up in a fist fight. We drank and drank and drank so yes we got drunk...all of us, even Darry. Have you ever seen Darry drunk? It's hilarious. He ran around the house in his socks and underwear with a towel tied around his neck and calling himself superman.... yeah that wouldnt be the first time this has happened haha. Then someone mentioned that famous lap dance that Dimitri gave Kit that night we all went out to eat together and well what does Dimitri do? He gets on the table and starts dancing....in his boxers and a cowboy hat.. no idea where the cowboy hat came from, but being the drunk asses we were we just laughed...well some of us joined in...i wont say names *cough*twobit*cough*steve*cough* =D
We played beer pong somewhere in there and Dally won every game. Did I mention he peed on the floor?
All the little kiddies were out and the girls were hanging together. Kit walked in around 9 this morning to find us all passed out on the floor half clothed.....except Dallas, he was asleep butt naked on the couch. Poor Kit LMAO. She flipped on the light and someone...i think it was Mark, yelled at her to turn it off and then he threw a beer bottle that went crashing into the wall behind her. All I heard after that was "Oh Hell No!!" and I think she left again. I woke up later to see everyone still passed out cold. Darry was hugging Ponys teddy bear, Dimitri fell asleep with the cowboy hat on, twobit was sucking his thumb, and Mark was asleep on the table, steve had his hand down his pants, and dallas was on the couch still but this time he was laying on his back exposing everything -_-
Thats what I call a night out with the guys =D

This is Halloween

Ah, the greatness that is Halloween. Every year the little kids go out trick or treating with their parents and stock up on sugary candy that keeps them up all week long and late for school the next day. They look forward to it every year just for the excuse to eat insane amounts of candy, but for us teenagers its a little different. We love halloween for the excuse to dress horribly inappropriately, get completely wasted, and scare those oh so innocent little trick or treaters.
So what better way to celebrate than a party at the Curtis house? Everyone showed up around six in their slutty, half naked halloween costumes. I was dressed at the naked cowboy =D wearing only underwear, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat. There were various other revealing costumes such as Tarzan (Dimitri), A Playboy Bunny (Katie), A Sexy Devil (Dawn), A naughty little Fairy (Jelly), A Muffin (Johnny), A Vampire (Elena), A Cat (Kit) lol, and then probably my favorite costume was Dallas. He didnt dress up so I just told everyone he was a Dick LMAO.
When it came to games, people started gettin a little frisky. The first one we played was a couple game. Each of the girls had a garter high up their leg and their partner had to be the fastest to get it off.... with his teeth. I have to admit that I failed miserably. Dallas and Blair won, Im sure that wasnt the first time they've done that XD im also pretty sure blair had bite marks after wards. Kit and TwoBit came in second... that didnt make me feel too great -_-
After the games it was time to get wasted =D. I think my favorite part after that was when Pony, dressed as Britney Spears, got on the table and started to sing and dance... I cant say Im proud to call him my brother.
Dallas, TwoBit, Steve, Austin, Dimitri and I all went outside to scare the shit outta the little trick or treaters. Dallas crept up on this one kid and screamed in his ear and the kid turned around and punched Dal in the face HAHAHA he couldnt have been over 8 years old. We got a lotta candy doin that.
Next was time to mess with the socs... We went over to the south side and... had some fun. We TP'ed and egged and forked and smashed car windows and put various bloody halloween masks on their car antennas, we also left a coupla "dead bodies" here and there. We did Bobs house last, save the best for last right? Ofcourse his house looked the worst :) I think someone even puked on his porch LOL.
It was a great night and well worth the hangover the next day. Halloween gave us the excuse to act stupid and reckless, but that dont mean we wont any other time of the year! Happy Halloween


DAWN JELLY KATIE ELENA




KITKAT
JOHNNY