Go Get'em

Saturday mornin I went to work. Steve me and dimitri goofed around all day like we always do. We were fixin some "low rider" ha ha I didn't know those kinda people lived around here, anyways this thing sat about half a foot from the ground so we had to jack it up to get underneath it. Dimitri was on break and Steve was inside and I was workin underneath this car. I was layin on my side to reach the part I needed to. I was just goin bout my business tryin to fix it when I hear a loud crack and the next thing I knew this car was jammed into my spine and rib cage. Steve came outside and saw me and screamed in a really girly high pitched scream and then got the damn thing off me. It didnt feel too good. I went to the hospitial and they said i pinched a nerve or two or sumptin in my back and now it hurts like hell, so i wont be workin for a few days. After that I just went home and tried to get comfortable on the couch. I took a little nap and watched some tv and then around 8 o'clock at night I heard someone knockin at the door. I opened it to find Dimitri with a bottle of vodka in his hand, he was drunk as hell. I was surprised he even found my house in his condition. He stumbled in through the doorway...this wasnt like him so i knew somethin had to be wrong. He fell on to the couch and just started cryin. Ok, I got this drunk dude on my couch cryin...what the hell do I do? With slurred words he told me what happened that mornin. After puttin words together and decoding the phrases in my head I came to the conclusion that his psycho ex basically tried to rape him and Jelly walked in and now she thinks he cheated on her. And hes tried to talk to her but she wont answer the phone and just slams the front door in his face. I told him he needed to sleep off all the alcohol and come back tomorrow sober ....I gotta plan. I walked him home and got em in his house, kinda wished I could lock it from the outside, to keep him from leavin and endin up dead in the street somewhere later. The next day he showed up at my house...sober...i think. We went to Jellys and I knocked on the door. A few minutes later I heard jelly yellin somethin like "If thats you Dimitri you better get the hell off my front porch or my daddys coming out there with his rifle." Damn, Im glad I never got on her dads bad side when we dated. But I said it was just me and she let me in. She left the front door open... I explained to her how i was sorry about the situation she was in and then I pulled her in to a hug. Dimitri popped in the front doorway and I mouthed something and he ran upstairs to Jels room. Jels screamed and ran up after him. I snuck out the front door and waited on the porch for a while...and hour passed...then an hour and a half... so then I left with the conclusion that my plan worked and they were in the middle of makeup sex LMAO. I guess we'll find out later.