BACHELOR PARTY

Its funny how weddings work. Marriage is planted in to your mind as something thats supposed to be faithful, beautiful, a partnership. You spend endless amounts of money for cake, food, flowers, dresses and tuxedos... all for one day. You pledge your love for that one single person you cant live without. So why is then that a few nights or so before your wedding day you plan a night designated on forgetting all about that one person? Going wild? Getting wasted and watching women who you are not marrying, take their clothes off??? I really just don't get it, but it sure is a hell of a lot of fun =D

Being the best man :) means Im in charge of the bachelor party. I wanted it to be a good one so i debated on where to have it. I finally decided on Buck's cause well hes our friend and gave us the place for the whole damn night for a very decent price. Plus this way he could join us. And we all have memories here so it just kinda fit the deal. I went in early yesterday with Buck, Tim, and Darry so we could decorate. We covered the walls in black sheets, letting no light in, and then we put up a few black lights and a fog machine. And then we cut neon paper in the shape of feminine bodies and hung them up haha, It looked epic. We set out beer, vodka, margaritas, bloody marys, and just about every alcoholic drink you can think of. It was all arranged nicely on round silver trays on the bar. Food wise I asked Darry to grill some steaks and sausage and stuff. Yum :) Then came time for the party to start. I set a dress code for the party and showed up at Dal's house wearing black shorts and a bow tie and holding extras in my hand. "Curtis, what the hell are you wearing?" Dal's face was priceless =D "The same thing you are." I handed it to him and made him change. Then we drove to Bucks. Everyone cheered when Dal came in and thats when the party really got started. The music was blaring and we were all eating and getting drunk. Steve showed up with a blow up doll -.- dont ask...i promise you dont wanna know. After a while Dal asked if there were going to be strippers... I said yeah that they were already here upstairs and that I would go get them. Secretly on my way upstairs i happened to nudge Dimitri and TwoBit. A few minutes later the music changed to something more ..... danceable, and a spotlight appeared on the archway where the strippers were supposed to appear..... and they did. Me, TwoBit, and Dimitri slid out under the archway wearing shiny black pants and white tank tops, and we started dancing...pretty provocatively i might add LMAO, once the tanks and shiny pants came off and exposed flashy silver banana hammocks, im pretty sure it woulda qualified as a porno. XD Dal tried to act mad so we would get him real strippers but i could see the laughs he was holding back. I actually did get real stripper though. They came out right after us with a poll and everything ;) (katie i still love you and you are the only woman for me, those strippers got nuthin on u baby)
It was a great night. We all got wasted and woke up the next morning in eachother's vomit. HAHA.

Dally and Blair, I consider you both family and I wish you many happy years together.... but not as many kids XD Congratulations!

I Wish You a Merry Christmas =D

MERRY CHRISTMAS =D
I got a lotta good stuff for Christmas, including a car.... which I bought for myself XD



Here is all you guys's presents :

Kit: a kitten, since I killed your other one...

Blair: a chastity belt, NO MORE KIDS!!! (its for your own good dal)

Dallas: a life... merry christmas :) ha ha jk, i thought I'd get you something useful for your new house so here ya go...

Jelly: lingerie (Dimitri made me do it...he picked it out XD)



Pony: a cardboard standup of Britney Spears....one condition Pony...if I see u makin out with this thing...im burnin it.

Darry: you dont gotta keep payin for a gym membership anymore bro...im bringin the gym home to you...


TwoBit: New shirts...im tired of the mickey mouse ones -.-

Steve: a giant coloring book

Carson: a unicorn =D ....from Narnia.
Brooke: cookie monster ;)
Breanna: a pretty purse :)
Austin: New pants...seriously man tight pants are gross, no one wants to see that :p

Andrew: new converse =D
Elena: I know you'll love it lol

Angela: a pretty coat ;)

Katie: Diamond earrings - i love you!


Curly: a new switchblade

Caleb: a new hoodie... isnt it awesome lmao

Kyle: a pair of vans

Dawn: a leather jacket

Johnny: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

Jamie: a pretty dress :)

Dimitri: V necks and Ties
Candie: perfume
Mark: a trip for 2....on a cruise =D
Scott: A gift card to a nice dinner and a movie

Cristys present: a pair of Chanel heels

Bucks present: a Rolex :)


Hope you all like ur presents =D and i hope i didnt forget anyone. Merry Christmas!!

Sometimes There are Just Some Things We Don't Wanna Hear

The phone rang Friday afternoon. Darry was the one to answer it, and being the curious person that I am I wanted to know who it was. Darrys expression was everything but good. He hung up without saying a word, grabbed his keys, and headed out the door. I asked Pony if he knew anythin that was goin on but he didnt. It wasnt till four hours later when we finally got a clue to what the hell was goin on. The phone rang again, this time I answered it. Pony studied my expression until I finally hung up. "We gotta get to the hospital now!" I said. So me, pony, and katie took her car to the hospital. We waited in the lobby for Darry. It didnt take long for him to appear, "What's goin on?" I asked. I was taken away by his response....
He said Kit was suffering from Bulimia Nervosa, an eating disorder. Thats why she so damn skinny and puking her guts out all the time. I remember just sinking in to one of the lobby chairs, trying to get reality through my head. Kit Kat Curtis has an eating disorder? My sister? My smart, strong, funny, lively, beautiful sister? No way! I've seen her inhale more food than myself sometimes...theres no way... Darry explained how she would go behind our backs and let it all out in the toilet after meals. I just couldnt believe what I was hearing. I burst into to her room. She was hooked up to all sorts of machines and tubes. She looked so fragile and helpless. She just stared at me....with tears in her eyes. I hugged her, as hard as I could without thinking I was gonna break her. "Its okay Kitty." I said. 'Youre gonna be okay." I still couldnt believe this.

They released her from the hospital the next day. They gave her some medication to take and told us what her diet should be and stuff. I went grocery shopping and got a lot of food, healthy food and brought it to her apartment. I spend the evenings over there to make sure she's followin doctors orders. Dr. Winston checks up on her too. Every night when she goes to bed, before I leave, I randomly place sticky notes around the house.....inside a cabinet door, on the fridge, on the bathroom mirror, on the TV. And they say things like "I love you." "You are so beautiful." "You are strong." Positive things like that. Then I leave and drive home telling myself that shes gonna get through it and that shell be okay, because she is KitKat Sarah Curtis. My loving, gorgeous, fun, thrilling sister who I love very much, and she of all people can conquer anything.

Snow Days...

Its been snowing all week here in Tulsa so yesterday we decided to take advantage of it. The whole gang came over bundled up in their coats and scarves and hats. We started out with a game of snow football, shirts against skins.....which ended in Darry gettin a mouth full of snow and many of us gettin frostbite XD
Then broke out the snow ball fights... girls against guys, and i have to say we kicked their asses :p After that we made snow cones, but we didnt have that flavored syrup stuff so we used beer, best damn snow cone ive ever had. lol.
We then found this big hill at the park covered in snow so of course we had to go sledding..... on trash can lids. We also had a snow man building contest...

The Good Old Days

Saturday morning i woke up and took a shower and had some chocolate cake for breakfast :) I didnt have work so i planned on bein lazy and sittin on the couch in front of the TV all day. I walked outta my room and glanced over through kit's doorway. She was sittin on her bed, arms around her legs, boxes scattered among her room. She was moving into her new apartment tomorrow.
"What's up Kitty?" I asked
She sighed. "Tonight's my last night in this house...in this bed."
"Isnt that a good thing?" I questioned.
"Yes and no."
"Im sure its not your LAST night, youll be back...probably all the time."
"Yeah, i guess so."
When I started to leave she didnt say anything so i stepped in and plopped down on the bed beside her.
"Im proud of you sis."
"Why?"
"Cause.... you know how to grow up."
She gave me a weird look...
"For reals... youre getting married, and you were smart about how you went about it and who your gettin married to...youve got a job and a car and your own apartment....i only got 1 outta 3 of those things."
"What if i dont want to grow up?"
I laughed "Easy...then just dont." I smiled. "Getting married doesnt mean you have to grow up Kit... yeah your gonna have a few more responsibilities, but you got someone to take on those responsibilities with you. And if your in love then your in love...you dont have to be grown up to fall in love...you just gotta know how to do it right, and you do...your very smart sis."
"Theres just so many memories here"
"Yeah...but youll make new ones, and youll always have these ones to look back on."
"Soda?"
"Yeah?"
"Why havent you moved out?"
I paused... "Well.... I guess because of Pony and Darry, I dont think they could get along without me here. Im just not ready to move out yet."
We just sat for a moment, not saying anything.
"I wish mom and dad were here..." Kit confessed.
"Me too sis..." I pulled her to my chest, holding her in a hug.
"They would be proud...of all of us i think." I said.
"Yeah....they would be."
There was another long pause...
"Hey, remember when we used to play pirates? And we had sword fights and Pony almost fell outta the tree house?"
Kit laughed, "Yeah....or the times where we would make mud pies and dare Darry to eat em?"
"Ha ha....poor Darry...no wonder he likes to be cynical...its all payback......... Hold on a sec.." I got up to get somethin. Returning a minute later I popped a tape in to Kits VCR. It was a video of us at the lake one summer. Dad was grilling, Mom was unpacking the camping equipment, Pony and I were tryin to throw each other in the lake, Kit was collecting pretty rocks, and Darry was gettin firewood...
We watched the video, laughing and commenting on it together.
"Those were the good old days.." Kit said.
"Yeah, but these are the good new days."
She looked up at me and smiled.

OMG is that.......

I was workin with my best buddy Steve this mornin. Things were kinda slow and we were bored outta our minds....untill about noon when this car pulls up, and out of it steps..................................
JEFF GORDON! (for you slow ones, hes a famous race car driver). I could imagine the look on mine and steves face when our jaws dropped open. Jeff said he was just passin through and was havin some troubles with his car and wondered if we could help. Speechless, steven and i just nodded. He showed us the problem and it turned out that it wasnt much of a big deal but it took three hours to fix. We chatted and he signed autographs for us and took a picture and everything. It was freakin awesome!!! After insisting we'd work for free, he handed us the payment for fixing it plus a bonus... a $500 bonus...... each! =D Great day at work!

The Perfect Gift For The Perfect Sister

I may sound like im just suckin up to my sis, but really i mean everything i say. Yes she can be a hard headed smart ass sometimes, but shes also sweet fun and a genius...so what the hell do I get my oh so awesome sister for her birthday??

As much as i hate to say it, Kit is gettin married soon but she doesnt even have her own car. So as her older mechanic type brother, I get her a car. What kind? What color? How fast? How much? Last week i took a little trip to the junkyard, and this is what i found......




yeah.....it was once a 64' ford mustang. Clearly i had a lot of work to do. I had to find an engine, a starter, brake pads, brakes, headlights, tires, rims, a bumper, a new gas tank, a back windshield....and a few other parts here and there....cost quite a lot so i just wont tell Darry how much i spent and it will all be good =D
I got started fixin it up right away, every spare moment i had at work went to this car. Of course Steve and Dimitri helped ..... a lot. Like hell I could do all this by myself in a week. We got it lookin good and runnin smooth. Hope you like it baby sis =D

Go Get'em

Saturday mornin I went to work. Steve me and dimitri goofed around all day like we always do. We were fixin some "low rider" ha ha I didn't know those kinda people lived around here, anyways this thing sat about half a foot from the ground so we had to jack it up to get underneath it. Dimitri was on break and Steve was inside and I was workin underneath this car. I was layin on my side to reach the part I needed to. I was just goin bout my business tryin to fix it when I hear a loud crack and the next thing I knew this car was jammed into my spine and rib cage. Steve came outside and saw me and screamed in a really girly high pitched scream and then got the damn thing off me. It didnt feel too good. I went to the hospitial and they said i pinched a nerve or two or sumptin in my back and now it hurts like hell, so i wont be workin for a few days. After that I just went home and tried to get comfortable on the couch. I took a little nap and watched some tv and then around 8 o'clock at night I heard someone knockin at the door. I opened it to find Dimitri with a bottle of vodka in his hand, he was drunk as hell. I was surprised he even found my house in his condition. He stumbled in through the doorway...this wasnt like him so i knew somethin had to be wrong. He fell on to the couch and just started cryin. Ok, I got this drunk dude on my couch cryin...what the hell do I do? With slurred words he told me what happened that mornin. After puttin words together and decoding the phrases in my head I came to the conclusion that his psycho ex basically tried to rape him and Jelly walked in and now she thinks he cheated on her. And hes tried to talk to her but she wont answer the phone and just slams the front door in his face. I told him he needed to sleep off all the alcohol and come back tomorrow sober ....I gotta plan. I walked him home and got em in his house, kinda wished I could lock it from the outside, to keep him from leavin and endin up dead in the street somewhere later. The next day he showed up at my house...sober...i think. We went to Jellys and I knocked on the door. A few minutes later I heard jelly yellin somethin like "If thats you Dimitri you better get the hell off my front porch or my daddys coming out there with his rifle." Damn, Im glad I never got on her dads bad side when we dated. But I said it was just me and she let me in. She left the front door open... I explained to her how i was sorry about the situation she was in and then I pulled her in to a hug. Dimitri popped in the front doorway and I mouthed something and he ran upstairs to Jels room. Jels screamed and ran up after him. I snuck out the front door and waited on the porch for a while...and hour passed...then an hour and a half... so then I left with the conclusion that my plan worked and they were in the middle of makeup sex LMAO. I guess we'll find out later.

What Happens When Guys Hang Out

When a group of guys hang out anything can happen.... and i mean ANYTHING.

The group of guys??

Me
Dallas
TwoBit
Darry
Dimitri
Steve
Mark

We started the evening by watching the football game at 2. Yelling and drinking till 5 when it was over. After wards we argued over whose woman was hotter when Dallas and Dimitri almost ended up in a fist fight. We drank and drank and drank so yes we got drunk...all of us, even Darry. Have you ever seen Darry drunk? It's hilarious. He ran around the house in his socks and underwear with a towel tied around his neck and calling himself superman.... yeah that wouldnt be the first time this has happened haha. Then someone mentioned that famous lap dance that Dimitri gave Kit that night we all went out to eat together and well what does Dimitri do? He gets on the table and starts dancing....in his boxers and a cowboy hat.. no idea where the cowboy hat came from, but being the drunk asses we were we just laughed...well some of us joined in...i wont say names *cough*twobit*cough*steve*cough* =D
We played beer pong somewhere in there and Dally won every game. Did I mention he peed on the floor?
All the little kiddies were out and the girls were hanging together. Kit walked in around 9 this morning to find us all passed out on the floor half clothed.....except Dallas, he was asleep butt naked on the couch. Poor Kit LMAO. She flipped on the light and someone...i think it was Mark, yelled at her to turn it off and then he threw a beer bottle that went crashing into the wall behind her. All I heard after that was "Oh Hell No!!" and I think she left again. I woke up later to see everyone still passed out cold. Darry was hugging Ponys teddy bear, Dimitri fell asleep with the cowboy hat on, twobit was sucking his thumb, and Mark was asleep on the table, steve had his hand down his pants, and dallas was on the couch still but this time he was laying on his back exposing everything -_-
Thats what I call a night out with the guys =D

This is Halloween

Ah, the greatness that is Halloween. Every year the little kids go out trick or treating with their parents and stock up on sugary candy that keeps them up all week long and late for school the next day. They look forward to it every year just for the excuse to eat insane amounts of candy, but for us teenagers its a little different. We love halloween for the excuse to dress horribly inappropriately, get completely wasted, and scare those oh so innocent little trick or treaters.
So what better way to celebrate than a party at the Curtis house? Everyone showed up around six in their slutty, half naked halloween costumes. I was dressed at the naked cowboy =D wearing only underwear, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat. There were various other revealing costumes such as Tarzan (Dimitri), A Playboy Bunny (Katie), A Sexy Devil (Dawn), A naughty little Fairy (Jelly), A Muffin (Johnny), A Vampire (Elena), A Cat (Kit) lol, and then probably my favorite costume was Dallas. He didnt dress up so I just told everyone he was a Dick LMAO.
When it came to games, people started gettin a little frisky. The first one we played was a couple game. Each of the girls had a garter high up their leg and their partner had to be the fastest to get it off.... with his teeth. I have to admit that I failed miserably. Dallas and Blair won, Im sure that wasnt the first time they've done that XD im also pretty sure blair had bite marks after wards. Kit and TwoBit came in second... that didnt make me feel too great -_-
After the games it was time to get wasted =D. I think my favorite part after that was when Pony, dressed as Britney Spears, got on the table and started to sing and dance... I cant say Im proud to call him my brother.
Dallas, TwoBit, Steve, Austin, Dimitri and I all went outside to scare the shit outta the little trick or treaters. Dallas crept up on this one kid and screamed in his ear and the kid turned around and punched Dal in the face HAHAHA he couldnt have been over 8 years old. We got a lotta candy doin that.
Next was time to mess with the socs... We went over to the south side and... had some fun. We TP'ed and egged and forked and smashed car windows and put various bloody halloween masks on their car antennas, we also left a coupla "dead bodies" here and there. We did Bobs house last, save the best for last right? Ofcourse his house looked the worst :) I think someone even puked on his porch LOL.
It was a great night and well worth the hangover the next day. Halloween gave us the excuse to act stupid and reckless, but that dont mean we wont any other time of the year! Happy Halloween


DAWN JELLY KATIE ELENA




KITKAT
JOHNNY